Can you imagine acting out some pop song scenarios for real, ok you’re in Tesco just milling round in your pj’s and curlers, (oops, no I forgot you can’t do that anymore can you, damn, it will have to be Primark then) and you see some beef steak-eye candy in the undie isle, you take a deep breath and make your move, you run up, grab him and say, hey give me everything tonight, I wonder what would happen? Nearly peeing myself here laughing, hahaha!
I’ve just re-read this, bloody hell woman what were you thinking of, writing that? People are going to read it hahaha!
I will be adding to this post, oh you bet I will.